Death Is A B*tch

I nthis episode of family guy Peter thinks he has breast cancer. He thinks he is dying and starts to sell his thinks. When Peter gets the bill for the hospital and realizes that he only has a lump of fat on his boob. To skip from paying the bill Peter writes that he is deceased on his insurance form. Because Peter says he was dead, Death comes for Peter but Peter trys to escape and Death sprains his ankle. With death out of commition, people can't die. Peter makes bets that he can jump off the tallestr building in town, he jumps off and beats his own lugie down. Death makes Peter the new death so people will die, but Peter can't do it so they help Death get better. The episode ends with Death leaving Peter's house.
This episode was good but not my favorite.

The Man With Two Brians

This episode starts with Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland trying to copy the movie "Jackass". This episode is awsome when Peter gets pulled behind a car on roller skates, he hits a jump and is suppose to land in the water but he ends up hitting a tree. Brian jumps in to save Peter but gets a cramp, so Joe jumps in and saves them both.
The accident gwets Peter thinking about how old Brian is, so Peter buys a new dog. Everyone thinks that the new dog is great, but brian feels left out. The episode ends when Stewie tries to get the new dog to leave. Stewie says that no one likes the him (the new dog) but the new dog says everyone loves him. Stewie says everyone hates how he humps things, the new dog says that everyone like it, including Rupert (Stewies teddy bear). The camera shows Stewie hauling a bloody trash bag to the garbage can so you assume he kills the new dog. The Griffins are all around the table reading a suicide note that Stewie forged about the new dog's suicide.

Family Gay

This episode was one of the best I have seen. The episode starts with Peter going to buy groceries, but instead he buys a retarded horse. Peter takes his retarded horse to the race track and races it. When the race starts Peter's horse causes a bunch of damage. Peter then gets rid of the dead horse by throwing it through Mort Goldmans pharmacy window. To earn some extra money to pay for the damage Peter gets hired to test drugs. Peter is givin the gay drug and turns gay. Peter then leaves Lois for another homosexual. Stewie and Brian kidnap Peter and send him to straight camp, but Lois feels bad so they break Peter out of straight camp. At the end of the episode Peter is having and orgy with like 9 dudes and the gay drug wears off, he then goes back to Lois. The episode ends with Mort throwing the horse back through Peter's house window and screaming, "Take back your ****ing horse."
This episode was funny, I thought it was hilarious how they portray Peter when he is gay.